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As the Premier League makes its long-awaited return this weekend after a three-week hiatus, fans up and down the country will be combing through their remaining fixtures and tallying points to work out best and (more likely) worst-case scenarios.<\/p>\n
We\u2019ve not done that here, but rather come up with a final Premier League table<\/strong> that we believe could see every manager leave their club at the end of the season. We\u2019re a positive bunch.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n Calls time after winning the domestic treble.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n A Champions League exit before the final and a\u00a0fourth consecutive second-placed finish to confirm his status as the greatest bottlejob in Premier League history having plumbed set-piece depths to play the worst football of any of those four seasons.<\/p>\n READ MORE: Arsenal bottlemageddon schadenfreude is inevitable, absolutely fine and nothing new<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/p>\n Continues winning playing some attractive but moment-heavy football that\u2019s not to INEOS\u2019 taste after analysing games played under vibes-based predecessor Ole Gunnar Solskjaer.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n Real Madrid<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n Champions League qualification fails to halt the slow dawning FSG realisation that the damage that sacking the manager who\u2019s just led them to the title would do to the reputation of This Means More football club<\/strong> isn\u2019t worth the pain of keeping a guy in charge who\u2019s had them playing insipid football for the vast majority of his Anfield tenure.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n FA Cup semi-final defeat to Leeds and failure to qualify for the Champions League after Roses<\/strong> sanctions Cole Palmer, Moises Caicedo and Joao Pedro following interviews declaring their respective desires to live in Manchester, Paris and a more northerly part of London.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n Poached after miraculously leading Brentford into Europe.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n A possible move to Paris Saint-Germain when Luis Enrique replaces Guardiola at the Etihad. <\/span>Wherever Iraola goes it\u2019s about time someone with deeper pockets and grander ambitions wants to see what he\u2019s made of after three seasons at Bournemouth. <\/span><\/p>\n<\/p>\n Burns all Mackem bridges built through promotion and a stunning return to the top flight spectacularly by taking a step down to Newcastle.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n A mid-table finish preceding a dozen come-and-get-me pleas from players realising the Newcastle peak under Howe is long gone.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n Failure to secure unlikely European football sees The Friedkin Group get far too big for their boots<\/strong> and source a shiny new manager for their shiny new stadium.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n The two-word bullsh*t he spouted in March<\/strong> bites him on the bum as Fulham bring their stale marriage to an end.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n Hurzeler himself continues to bring up speculation over a move to Bayer Leverkusen in press conferences while leading Brighton to their worst finish since the 2020\/21 season.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n He\u2019s already announced his exit having become thoroughly and understandably peeved about all his best players being sold.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n Rewarded for Premier League survival with no money whatsoever to improve the squad and leaves to avoid another relegation battle.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n Two great days at Wembley after victory over Chelsea in the FA Cup semi-final precedes an honourable defeat to Man City, but that achievement along with Premier League survival fails to silence a clamour which becomes a din as a possible replacement<\/strong> becomes available following Uruguay\u2019s early World Cup exit.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n Pereira steps down on the back of some sort of pitch-invading madness from Evangelos Marinakis to make their relationship untenable after staying up on the final day of the season.<\/p>\n Relegation and a declaration of love for Mason Greenwood<\/strong> to force ENIC\u2019s hand into granting his escape.<\/p>\n READ MORE: Top 10 issues De Zerbi and Tottenham must instantly address to try and avoid calamity<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/p>\n Fails to placate angry Wolves stakeholders through insisting he \u201cwouldn\u2019t have left for any other club\u201d but Aston Villa.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n Finishing below Wolves before the Burnley chiefs ask themselves the question regularly pondered by the Premier League-centric masses for the last six years: What is the point of Scott Parker?<\/p>\n <\/div>\n1) Manchester City: Pep Guardiola<\/h2>\n
2) Arsenal: Mikel Arteta<\/h2>\n
3) Manchester United: Michael Carrick<\/h2>\n
4) Aston Villa: Unai Emery<\/h2>\n
5) Liverpool: Arne Slot<\/h2>\n
6) Chelsea: Liam Rosenior<\/h2>\n
7) Brentford: Keith Andrews<\/h2>\n
8) Bournemouth: Andoni Iraola<\/h2>\n
9) Sunderland: Regis Le Bris<\/h2>\n
10) Newcastle: Eddie Howe<\/h2>\n
11) Everton: David Moyes<\/h2>\n
12) Fulham: Marco Silva<\/h2>\n
13) Fabian Hurzeler: Brighton<\/h2>\n
14) Oliver Glasner: Crystal Palace<\/h2>\n
15) West Ham: Nuno Espirito Santo<\/h2>\n
16) Leeds: Daniel Wake<\/h2>\n
17) Nottingham Forest: Vitor Pereira<\/h2>\n
18) Tottenham: Roberto De Zerbi<\/h2>\n
19) Wolves: Rob Edwards<\/h2>\n
20) Burnley: Scott Parker<\/h2>\n